Death To Everything (That Is Not Guitar Music)

Album HERE

Painting HERE

A Motherfucking Lo Fi Video. Album HERE  Paintings HERE

Wam! Bang! Pow! Lets Rock Out.

Album available HERE

Paintings available HERE

Motherfuckers don’t do press releases.

TitleWAM TWEAKMP3

Two Of The Beatles Are Dead is the final Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Session song from Keith Top Of The Pops.

This song - which has always been a favourite of mine - has added poignancy in this slower stripped down version with the addition of what I believe is a stylophone (although may just be a funny and very impressive noise that Keith can do with his voice).

KEITH TOP OF THE POPS IS PLAYING WITH EDDIE ARGOS AND THE LO-FI PUNK ROCK MOTHER FUCKERS TONIGHT AT WHITE TRASH FAST FOOD. COME AND GET DRUNK.

ArtistKeith TOTP
TitleBeatles Lo-fi 1
AlbumLo-Fi for Eddie

Here is the third track from Keith Top Of The Pops Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Session.

This time he is after your girlfriend, so watch the fuck out.

ArtistKeith TOTP
TitleBoyfriend lo-fi
AlbumLo-Fi for Eddie
Pull Out Posters Fucking Rule!
Remember pull out posters? Perhaps the NME still has them I’m not sure I haven’t read it in so long..
Anyway if I had a magazine -which at the present time I unfortunately do not- I would fill the middle of the magazine with pull out posters to save me having to write anything on those pages. However my pullout posters would not be of scowling boys holding guitars that is boring and has been done to death my posters would have thinly veiled threats on them and probably a lot of swearing.
In fact I have decided that I am not going to let the fact I don’t have a magazine deter me from releasing a pull out poster. I am going to release the first pull out poster by itself, sans magazine. You can use your imagination to figure just out how awesome the actual magazine would be if it existed. You can even make up the name.
My first pull out poster is taken from my very popular painting ‘Death To Everything That Is Not Guitar Music’ the camera did a weird thing when I took the photo and made this rather nice collage effect.
It is on A3 glossy paper and will be folded in half with staple holes in the middle. It will also be signed by me and numbered as Pull Out Poster From Hypothetical Magazine.
If you are interested in buying a poster from a hypothetical magazine you can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com
They are 10 pounds ( a lot of which is postage) to anywhere in the world or 6 Euros from the Lo Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show at White Trash on Friday.
Also if you would just like it as a poster (its on good quality paper) I can write ‘I have no imagination and don’t like the idea of a hypothetical magazine’ on it roll it up carefully and send it to you in a tube for £12 (including postage)
(if you would like some swearing on it, I can probably add the word fuck with a pen too)

Pull Out Posters Fucking Rule!

Remember pull out posters? Perhaps the NME still has them I’m not sure I haven’t read it in so long..

Anyway if I had a magazine -which at the present time I unfortunately do not- I would fill the middle of the magazine with pull out posters to save me having to write anything on those pages. However my pullout posters would not be of scowling boys holding guitars that is boring and has been done to death my posters would have thinly veiled threats on them and probably a lot of swearing.

In fact I have decided that I am not going to let the fact I don’t have a magazine deter me from releasing a pull out poster. I am going to release the first pull out poster by itself, sans magazine. You can use your imagination to figure just out how awesome the actual magazine would be if it existed. You can even make up the name.

My first pull out poster is taken from my very popular painting ‘Death To Everything That Is Not Guitar Music’ the camera did a weird thing when I took the photo and made this rather nice collage effect.

It is on A3 glossy paper and will be folded in half with staple holes in the middle. It will also be signed by me and numbered as Pull Out Poster From Hypothetical Magazine.

If you are interested in buying a poster from a hypothetical magazine you can email me at eddie.argos.resource@gmail.com

They are 10 pounds ( a lot of which is postage) to anywhere in the world or 6 Euros from the Lo Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show at White Trash on Friday.

Also if you would just like it as a poster (its on good quality paper) I can write ‘I have no imagination and don’t like the idea of a hypothetical magazine’ on it roll it up carefully and send it to you in a tube for £12 (including postage)

(if you would like some swearing on it, I can probably add the word fuck with a pen too)

Here is the second song of Keith Top Of The Pop’s Lo-Fi Mother Fucking Radio Sessions. 

This time the song he has sung into his laptop is called Alone and shows that as well as being a punk rock mother fucker Keith Top Of The Pops is also a smooth seductive mother fucker, it also makes fantastic use of the VL1 Casio Keyboard (with built in calculator) a must for any Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers ‘studio’ tool box.

Keith Top Of The Pops is playing with Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers at White Trash Fast Food in Berlin on Friday. Come and get drunk.

ArtistKeith TOTP
TitleAlone lo-fi
AlbumLo-Fi for Eddie
Album Art

The first Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers show was a succes. We got paid before we played and played for less than we should have. Perfect. 

Our next show is also at White Trash Fast Food playing with brother Punk Rock Mother Fucker Keith Top Of The Pops.

Keith normally plays with at least 20 other musicians but because of all the part time drinkers heading off to Octoberfest*  flights to Germany are expensive at the moment so Keith is playing by himself. It will be fucking great.

Keith shares the same casual Lo-Fi ethos as the rest of The Mother Fuckers, no sound checks, doing what the fuck you want etc. So he seemed the perfect choice for the first of what I have decided to call a ‘Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Session’

Keith has recorded four of his songs directly into his laptop in his front room and everyday I’m going to put one up here. 

Today’s song is ‘Pretentious Title TBC’

It is from his debut album which you can buy HERE

Keith Top Of The Pops and Eddie Argos and The Lo-Fi Punk Rock Mother Fuckers are playing together at White Trash Fast Food  Friday 28th September. Come and get drunk.

*There is nothing worse than the people who decide once a year that drinking is a fun thing to do. These foul people get in the way of us seasoned drinkers. They clutter up the pavement as they stumble around glassy eyed their bodies unable to stand the amount of drink they have imbibed, they are an ugly sight. Ocotberfest is full of these cunts. They need to leave drinking to the professionals, understand that it is a full time job and to stay the fuck out of my way.

ArtistKeith TOTP
TitleLo Fi Pretentious Title TBC
AlbumLo Fi Punk Rock Mother Fucking Radio Sessions